- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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