- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Maths.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Penis

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

lol

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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