Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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