What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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