What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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tea with milk?

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Okay.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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