What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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