Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

the power to turn magnetism into light

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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