- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

i just wrote this so hard

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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