A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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