Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Matt is a Duster!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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