- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A baby seal walks into a club.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??