- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Pineapple.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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