- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Your sex life.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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