What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What do you call an arab ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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