the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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AIDS

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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