A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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