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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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