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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

hextech crafting too opieop

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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