- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

whats white and sticky glue

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Knock, Knock Who's There

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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