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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than this That :(

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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