- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

so how about that irline food

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

whats black and large -me

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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