The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than this That :(

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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