Jordan is pregant

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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women's rights

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Ms Leong Sux

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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