a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Rebecca Black

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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