- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

One time i was sitting down

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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