- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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