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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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