- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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