What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Anti Joke

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