Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did? Yes

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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