- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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