- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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