- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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