a man checks his mypsace

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

kill yourself

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

women rights

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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