What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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