Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

brock has small hands for a small job

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

a chinese man pays the full price

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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