What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Obama lin Baden.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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