- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Well this is pointless.....

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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