- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

I like that, but why am I happy?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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