What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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su algato es en fuego

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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