- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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