Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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so how about that irline food

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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