- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Heskey time.

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