- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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