- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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