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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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