What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A sober Irish individual.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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