Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Where's my tractor?

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How did the black person die? Of old age

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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