- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

knock knock!? . . No.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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