- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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