- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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