- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

your face

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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