- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

your mum

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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