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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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im watching you..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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