- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

I'm HIV positive.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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