- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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