- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

This is a random Anti joke.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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