Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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