Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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