- Anti Joke

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

9/11 my birthday

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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