Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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That is so fetch

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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