Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Y u do dis?

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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