- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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