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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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