If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

William wright is Gay

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a black man? A person

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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