Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

William wright is Gay

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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