- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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