Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Get some flipping new jokes people

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

12 niqqa 12.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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