Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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