- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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