you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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woman's rights

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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