- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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