- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Jeff

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

wsde

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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