- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.