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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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