- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's a joke? Funny

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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