- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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