Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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