What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Pickles are powerful

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Knock Know! Come in!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Morning wood.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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