- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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