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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Morning wood.

Knock Know! Come in!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A Mormon walks into a bar

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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