- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

men's rights activists

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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