Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats green? The color green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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