Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A hill billy went fishing

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Anti Joke

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