- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Connor is homo

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.